Random crap Vol. 11

[thrior]

Oh the holidays!



Adam had a little "accident" with vampire-Shane and joined their club.
Adam: "YO BITCHES! WORSHIP ME!"
Ash: *fanboy*



Ash is such a fanboy that they decided to take a step forward.
Adam: *squee* This is the most beautiful moment of my-"
Waitress: "BRAIN-SALAD AND BLOOD-SOUP?"
Adam: "Can we eat her for dessert?"



Who says vampires and zombies have to be enemies? XD



Dumbass Gaia!



Dumbass me! I kinda forgot her there :D.



Eckhard doing what he does best.



Oswald: "Why, if it isn't my favorite person. Would you happen to know who keeps stealing my newspapers and kicking over trashcans?"
Eckhard: "Uhh... no. Not the slightest idea."



Oswald: *in a sickly sweet voice* "Is that so?"
Eckhard: "I'm screwed!"



Ash: "Stupid hooomans."



Lorraine: "Just watch! My sexy man is going to win this one!"



Lorraine: "See? And now would be the time for you to busy yourself with me. *wink*"



Horatio: "HOLY COW! So YOU are my grandfather?"
Ash: "Uh-huh."
Horatio: "B-but...you stink!"
Ash: "So would you if you had been six feet under for 16 years."



Even children. My sims are chronicly evil.



Do you mind?



So I take it was good?



Emma decides to try this shit out.
Athina: "Hmm. Nice boots."



This is going pretty smoothly.



So they decide to continue the evening in downtown.



Athina: "OMGWTFBBQ? Why would I KISS you???"
Emma: "B-but... what's the difference between kissing and making out?" *brain explodes*



Emma: "I'll show her what I think of her and her petty morals."
She just went there and farted
....the hell?