Random crap Vol.8

[thrior]

Gaia: *I'm gonna rape you -face*
Silas: *eep*
Just... no Gaia. Your half-sis may be dead but you don't have to start making out with her husband >_<



Grim: "TADA! You're dead!"
Silas: "About fucking time!"



Gordon: "What are YOU crying about? At least you got to see him go but I once again missed all the action."
Gaia: "You're a retard!"




Kip: "Please Genie. I want a new boyfriend. This one is constantly trying to burn up my house."



Genie: "Do I look like a freaking matchmaker to you? Here: have your dead adoptive father instead!"
Kip: "OMGWTF?!"
Jasdero: "Are you upset of the fire or of your dad?"



Jasdero: "Teehee! This is kinda fun."
Adam: "Aside from Kip stealing my clothing style, nothing has changed in this household."



Genie: "Doodedoodedoo."



After surviving the fire, Adam decided to revive his best friend / lover but screwed up.
Adam: "Hey Ash, what's up with the groaning? And the stink? Smells like rotting flesh."



Ash: "I don't give a fuck. Let's continue what we started before dropping dead."



Ash: "I'm a WHAT?"




Meanwhile at the Queems household:
Ruth: "Marry me... or ELSE!"
Diesel: "What's she doing?"



Half of the guests were too busy playing flipper that they didn't arrive at the ceremony in time.



Ruth: "I'm only marrying your son so I could get close to you cause you're such a fine piece of ass."
Mr. whatever (I forgot his name): "Well thank y- wait, WHAT"
Well that's kinda true. She has three bolts for him and only two for her husband.



Kieran: "Mom! Aunt! Would you kindly try to behave yourself?"



When did they start hating each other? O_o



Oona: "STOP! I'm a police officer!"
Yes, they indeed are having a good time in this party.



Some older stuff I felt like reposting from  MTS

Oswald may be an evil bastard...



...but he does stand up to his lovers.
Lorraine: "Yeah. And that's the reason why I tolerate him at all."



Lorraine: "What the-? Did I miss something?"
I just told him to kick Vidcund out of the house and this is how he proceeds XD.




Just wanted to see who are his "ideal" partners XD
Gordon: "So this is your idea of 'dark and mysterious beauty'?
Matchmaker: "Uhh... yes?"



Gordon: "Oh well... this might be intreresting."



Mrs. Whatever: "Oh God! Someone save me from this lunatic!"
Gordon: "What? I just started to warm up to you."



Of course I had to test who would be his ideal guy as well and he made this face.
Gordon: "You're kidding me. Right?"



Good boy Gordon. *pats him*



Comments

[ferretsims.livejournal.com]

Haha, I just love your pictures XD Your game looks like so much fun!

[rocking-kitty.livejournal.com]

Awesome pictures as always. The bottom one is made of win XD
Gordon and NPC's don't seem to mix well.