Random crap Vol.10

[thrior]

Gaia: "*grabs popcorn* Om nom nom. I just hope she would do something interesting."
Fucking Gaia.



Gordon: "What is it with my face that automatically triggers their puking reflex?"
LOL! Poor Gordon. He likes kids but they don't like him since they ALWAYS end up puking on him.
It doesn't seem to matter whether they have just fed or not.



They adopted a new dog so that Snow could have...



...PUPPIES!



Nappi was eager to greet his grand-kids :D



They kept one of them: Läskipunkero
Finnish people around here... don't ask. I can never come up with any good pet names.



Farewell Nappi :(
Mildred: "Nooo! It's too sad! I can't take this anymore!" *stabs herself*



I totally understand his pain



You do know you're related, right?



Caleb
It's about FREAKING time he grew up!





I like his nose :D



Caleb: "Hello dear I have something to tell you. You see, I refuse to be a pedophile
so I'm afraid our thing has come to an end. Is that okay with you?"
Emma: "Oh... okay... I'm cool!"



Emma: "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK!"



He switched back to his teenage crush, Matilda :D






Caleb: "Fuck this! There's so many better things we could be doing instead of posing here like idiots."



Louis: "I forgot to change my clothes. LoL."
Miranda: "Well, I'm definitely not complaining! <3"



Louis: "TADA!"
Miranda: "OMG! Does this mean we're soon going to-"
Louis: "No, I might end up killing you but being engaged is fine. *smiles*"
LoL yeah, Louis has rather dark past when it comes to marriages (thought those women totally had it coming).



Their engagement party






Louis: "I feel like doing something drastic!"



Louis: "I got a puppy and named it Teurastaja (Butcher). I'm SO hardcore!"
It's one of Snow's siblings btw.



Octavia switches to adulthood.
Octavia: "Decided to switch my sexual orientation as well. LoL"



Except there's only one problem: Roberta is not a lesbian.
Octavia: "Oh this will make her fall in love with me in no time."



Roberta: "Oh my God, she's a tickling monster!"



Octavia: "What do you mean "creepy"?



Echo's birthday



The... the eyeeeees! X_x
She officially scares the crap out of me.



Milo: "Much better!"



Because everyone loves pottytraining faces.



So shweet!



Except here he's still all like "STILL DO NOT WANT!"



Gordon: "The name is Gordon. Gordon is awesome! Now repeat that! Gordon is awesome!"
Echo: "*sigh* Gordon is awesome. Doesn't he talk about anything else but himself?"
Honestly, every second thing he talked about was this.



Okay, so all my sims are popping out babies now! I think this one was named Cole.



THE BABY IS DOOMED!
And first of all: the retard arrived two hours late, forcing Peppi to buy a freaking car so she could get to work.



From now on the nanny gives us some fine examples of her skill...



Nanny: "Ho-hum. I'm the best nanny ever and will just stand here doing nothing."



Nanny: "Wha- what does it want?"
Like... is that green smelly cloud any clue to you?



That REALLY helps.



Nanny: "You just go back there and keep stinking like a pile of carbage!"
And what's with the food on the floor?



Son of a-!



The parents to the rescue.
Except they aren't going to fire the nanny and the toddler can still enjoy of her loving care. MWAHAHAHA!




Now... behold... my hood has an official transsexual (who has even gone through the surgery):

One day, Gordon brought along this strange townie who didn't come along with anyone (except Gordon)....
Burke: "Are you checking out my arse?"
Kiia: "What do you think I am? Gay?"
Burke: "............"



Gordon: "My gosh, you really have a masculine voice."
Kiia: "Well, thank you I guess. The doctor promised he'll do something about it.
Says it's not a big deal after getting rid off my *BLEEP*!"
Gordon: "............."



I have no idea why he (or she...???... ) thought he could use their shower but this totally confirms it:
the game treats her/him as male but he has a woman's body.
On top of this: he didn't leave at all and I couldn't even tell him to get the hell out. I had to remove him with moveobjects :D.