Asylum aftermath: When Renee met Tyrant

[thrior]

When Tyrant moved to the hood, he immediately got assaulted.

Flow: "A new guy? Oh I totally know what to do with you!"
Tyrant: "What are you talking about? Go away!"



But then he met Renee.
Tyrant: You're... uhh... *tries to come up with some lame pick-up lines*"



Tyrant: "Ah the hell with the foreplay. I wanna do bad things to youuu..."



Tyrant: "You're a perfect woman for me. Let's go out to have some dinner after this."
Renee: "You know, people who just met each other usually go out first and then have sex but okay. Mind if I bring some friends along?"



Renee: "I see. I really should have thought this out twice. "



Dun dun DUNNN



Renee: "*SQUEE* You know, people don't usually get engaged at their first dates but..."
Tyrant: "I don't care. Just say yes."



Tyrant: "OMG OMG OMG!"



Frederick: "Don't look behind you, don't look behind you..."



Frederick: "Oh please! Stop it already."



Right...



Renee: "Quick! Marry me so the baby won't get my idiotic surname."



Flow: "Oh yes, thank you thank you. I know I'm gorgeous."



They don't keep their drama out for a second.
Walter: "I have a finger and I know how to use it."



The newlyweds are doing their best to ignore the guests.


Om nom nom



Flow: BACK OFF FROM THE CAKE! The next piece is mine!"



Nice going Oswald.



Oswald: *drools*
Renee: "What an attractive man."



Flow: "Oh oh... two things I can gossip about.."



Flow: "Aww man, you're such a dullard."



*is fed up*



Gordon: "Should I tell her about that? Nahhh."



Heeeere comes the baby.



It's a girl. Ursula.



Tyrant: "Maybe we should just call the repairman."
Renee: " I would prefer 911 first."



Soo romantic.



Again? Oh well...



Birthday party for Ursula



Oo I like her.



Ursula: "Why is mum making those funny noices?!"
Renee: "The paiiiin!"



A boy this time. Zeus.



Renee: "Ewww. The little monster just puked on me!"
Tyrant is handling the kids much better XD



Renee: *dumps the baby on the floor and stomps out of the room*
Zeus: "See? A real rolemodel mother."



Such an idyllic family portrait!



LoL. Don't ask. Their bathroom was too small.



Ursula



And these were really the only pics I got of her because of what happened next...



The lightning sroke one of those little trees and I didn't call the fairmen straight away since I thought the rain would put the fire out like usual.  However, I soon noticed that it wasn't the case this time and then things started to go downhill.
Tyrant: "URSULA! WHY DID YOU RUN OVER THERE?"



Ursula: "Because I'm a freaking retard!" -_-



Tyrant: "SOMEONE CALL 911!"
Old lady: "Dumdidumdidoodoo. It sure is a nice weather today."



Tyrant: "Oh my God my ass is on fire!"
Grim makes his sneaky appearance. AND THE STUPID GAME DIDN'T LET ME CLICK HIM TO BEG FOR HER LIFE!



Tyrant: "Is it over?"
Firewoman: "I guess."



Renee: "It sure as hell isn't! Help me!"



Tyrant: "Someone is still screaming."
Renee: "Behind you, you dumbasses!"



Random onlooker: "Damn. She's saved. Nothing to see here anymore."
Fireman: "Heyyy, come have a cup of coffee with me."
Random onlooker: "Okay."



Renee: "Hay guys!"



Tyrant: "Wait... where's- Oh shit."
And that's when they realized that Ursula is gone. This is officially the first child death in my game and what made it more creepy was the fact that just before this happened I was reading legosims 's update where she had her first child to die. I was just about to comment that I have never had a kid die in my game and then BOOM, it happened O_o



At least later that day they had a birthday party =P. Too bad Zeus never got to know his sister.



Zeus
Haha. This hair was on him as a default so I let it stay.



Zeus: "I said: GIMME MAH BOTTLE! Do I have to clean your ears? With my fists?"



I'm playing this rather fast. He's already a child.



Zeus: "Whoo yeah! Check it ou! More siblings on the way!"
Renee: "Zeus. Go to your room, please."



A fine place to end this.



Comments

[ferretsims.livejournal.com]

NOOOO URSULA!! I really liked her, she looked so unique then she had to go and die! I've never had a child die ingame before, maybe after reading this there will be a big fire in my game like when you were reading Lego's XD

I just loooove reading your updates!

[thrior.livejournal.com]

I really liked her too :(. I guess I'll just need to call her back with the Genie lamp when/if they get one. Or then I'll just use boolprop and spawn it :P.
Okay, it would be super creepy if you had a child death in your game after reading this XD. Let's hope not. Your legacy kids are so pretty.

[ferretsims.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just play some other family for a while to make sure nothing happens XD

I wish you could get zombie kids. Because Ursula would look so cool as a zombie!

[thrior.livejournal.com]

Indeed! And vampire kids too :D

[legosims.livejournal.com]

It IS really creepy that we both had a child die for the first time ever at the same time. Poor Ursula...! Damn those fires!

[thrior.livejournal.com]

Indeed! A total wtf experience. Our games are linked XD.

[rocking-kitty.livejournal.com]

I've never had a child death in my game *knocks on wood*
Poor Ursula.

[thrior.livejournal.com]

Just be very cautios with fire XD.